Korean Lovers...

Berdasarkan penelitian para tukang sayur, di daerah jakarta dan sekitarnya, ternyata tidak hanya virus flu dan batuk tidak berdahak yang sedang mewabah di Indonesia....
Ternyata virus korea juga menyebar luas di bbrapa daerah di Indonesia...
Maka na, di posting kali ini, dimas ngajak pembaca berangan2 dengan sesuatu yg tidak lazim...
Tidak lazim? Apa itu?
Kaga tau...
Pas lagi ngetik posting, tiba2 kepikiran kata tidak lazim...
Jadi dimas tulis aja deh...

Ok, kita mulai berangan,...
Bayangkan ada seseorang pecinta Super Junior sedang menulis sesuatu di diary na...
Kira-kira begini isi nya...

Dear diary...
Today, I'll 'MARRY YOU' in a romantic dinner at Warteg Ibu Inem Sudi Mampir. When I check in at the Warteg, I say to ibu Inem, "Mbok, I want a romantic dinner for my fiance."
"Oh, inje den. Everything will be 'PERFECTION'." say ibu Inem to me.
At midnight, my fiance and arrive at Warteg Sudi Mampir. Without a long time to wait, I offer something to my fiance, "Honey, do you want something to eat?"
My fiance answer, "No, 'DONT DON' at. I dont like donat."
"Oh, 'SORRY SORRY'. I dont know you dont like donat."
When I try to marry him, (i mean propose him to marriage) my heart is beating so hard, 'BOOM BOOM'. Finally, I can say something to him, "Honey, 'NO OTHER' in my heart. Will you marry me? We'll 'HAPPY TOGETHER'."
What a 'MIRACLE', he accept me as his husband. What a lucky man am I.

Ngertiin kata-kata nya dulu..
Awal baca, dimas juga bengong karena kaga bisa bahasa inggris...
Tapi pas buka kamus 3hari 3malam, dimas baru ngerti...
Jadi sabar ya baca nya...

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Nah, sekarang kita berangan tentang orang lain yang fans berat nya Epik High...
Bayangin dia curhat sama koran bekas...
Kira-kira begini curhatan nya...

'ONE' day, I had 'A LITTLE MEMORY' about you when I still 'PIECE OF YOU' as your 'UMBRELLA'. And now, I have a dream. My dream is 'WANNA BE' a cup of 'COFFEE' in 'PARIS'. When I try to 'MAP THE SOUL', I meet my number one 'FAN'. Her face is so cute, make me fall in 'LOVE LOVE LOVE'. I say hello, but she didn't answer me. After waiting 'ONE MINUTE ONE SECOND', finally, she answer me. Her voice makes me 'FLY'. But there's Satpol PP(means police) go after me, so I 'FALLIN' deeper and deeper and just 'RUN' run run away and 'BREAKDOWN THE WALL' at my grandma's house. When I try to 'BACK TO THE FUTURE' with my 'HIGH TECHNOLOGY' machine, my grandma scream to me, "Eh, bencong jangan kabur... Betulin tembok nenek dulu..."
In English: "Hey, sissy! Dont escape, you must repair my wall..."

Satu saran untuk orang di atas, kalau mangkal hati2...
Satpol PP tuh ad dmn2...
Kan ksian klo ke razia...

For the last, ap yg trjadi jika yg nulis diary adalah Park Jung-soo n yg curhat adalah Mithra Jin...??
Bisa dibunuh saya ma penggemar na Super Junior ma Epik High...